A Few Witty Quotes About Dogs

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“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
Ann Landers

“If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.”
Will Rogers

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”
Phil Pastoret

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
Josh Billings

Dogs are miracles with Paws

Dogs are miracles with paws

“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
Edward Abbey

“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
Robert Benchley

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
Andy Rooney

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
Franklin P. Jones

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
Samuel Butler

“To err is human, to forgive canine.”

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man..”
Mark Twain

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
Christopher Morley

“Dogs are miracles with paws.”
Susan Kennedy

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