How To Hug a Baby – The Canine Way

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The Proper Approach to ‘Hugging’ a Baby

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.

4. The ‘paw slide’ – Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’  maneuver so as to achieve the best photo quality.

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